I’ve called the Fire Department a few times since I moved to Detroit. Still haven’t gotten used to it, it’s still epic.
I never called the Fire Department anywhere else that I have ever lived, until I moved here, to Detroit, um, WTF….
This time, at about the stoke of 12 on Valentines Day morning my neighbors house was turning into orange and red pixie dust floating in a cloud up into the atmosphere….. I called 911, somebody had to.